Beauty Isn't Made Of Sugar.

But I Do Think That When People Say 'a Learning Curve,' They Make A Mistake. Learning To Me Always Seems To Go In A Straight, Ignorant Line And Then, Every So Often, Takes A Jump Straight Upward.

Settle For What You Can Get, But First Ask For The World.

Small Man Can Be A Very Funny Or A Very Tiresome Tour Companion, Depending On How This Kind Of Thing Grabs You. He Gambles, He Drinks Too Much And He Always Runs Away. Since The Rules Allow Him To Make Jokes, He Will Excuse His Behaviour In A Variety Of Comical Ways. Physically He Is Stunted And Not At All Handsome, Although He Usually Dresses Flamboyantly. He Tends To Wear Hats With Feathers In. You Will Discover He Is Very Vain. But, If You Can Avoid Smacking Him, You Will Come To Tolerate If Not Love Him. He Will Contrive, In Some Cowardly Way, To Play A Major Part In Saving The World.

This Book Will Prove The Following Ten Facts: 1. A Goon Is A Being Who Melts Into The Foreground And Sticks There. 2. Pigs Have Wings, Making Them Hard To Catch. 3. All Power Corrupts, But We Need Electricity. 4. When An Irresistible Force Meets An Immovable Object, The Result Is A Family Fight. 5. Music Does Not Always Sooth The Troubled Beast. 6. An Englishman's Home Is His Castle. 7. The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. 8. One Black Eye Deserves Another. 9. Space Is The Final Frontier, And So Is The Sewage Farm. 10. It Pays To Increase Your Word Power.

All She Heard Next Of The Strange Conversation Behind The Sofa Was Mrs. Pendragon Saying Something About Sending Twinkle (or Was His Name Howl?) To Bed Without Supper And Twinkle Daring Her To 'jutht Try It.