Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.