Bear Patiently, My Heart, For You Have

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.

Be Both A Speaker Of Words And A Doer Of Deeds.

By Jove The Stranger And The Poor Are Sent, And What To Those We Give, To Jove Is Lent.

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

A Boy Without Mischief Is Like A Bowling Ball Without A Liquid Center.