Bean-counting Government Bureaucrats Are Free To Take

The Difference Between Past And Present Immigration Experience Is The Existence Of A Defiant Anti-assimilationist Lobby That Encourages Legal And Illegal Aliens To Resist Adapting To The American Way Of Life.

Bank Of America Is To Sweetheart Loans And Democratic Party Payoffs As Paula Deen Is To Sugar And Bacon Grease.

Since When Did The American Dream Become The American Guarantee?

So, What Exactly Is The News-press' Unforgivable Crime? Calling Illegal Aliens 'illegals' In A Headline For A Story About Illegal Aliens Descending On California Dmvs. A New Law Went Into Effect Last Friday Allowing Illegal Aliens To Obtain Driver's Licenses Without Proof Of Lawful Residence. The Article Featured Interviews With Ecstatic Illegal Aliens, Including One Who Has Been In The Country Illegally For '22 Years.'

The Newspaper Is Under Fire For Refusing To Kowtow To Left-wing Word Police And Militant Propagandists Who Demand Unfettered Illegal Immigration. Last Week, In The Wake Of Angry Protests Against The Publication, Vandals Threw Paint Bombs And Spray-painted Graffiti On Its Offices.