Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

We Never Will Have Any Prosperity That Is Free From Speculation Till We Pass A Law That Every Time A Broker Or Person Sells Something, He Has Got To Have It Sitting There In A Bucket, Or A Bag, Or A Jug, Or A Cage, Or A Rat Trap, Or Something, Depending On What It Is He Is Selling. We Are Continually Buying Something That We Never Get From A Man That Never Had It.

What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.