Be Not Sick Too Late, Nor Well

A Slip Of The Foot You May Soon Recover, But A Slip Of The Tongue You May Never Get Over.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

To Cease To Think Creatively Is To Cease To Live

Necessity Is Our Quickest Excuse.

If Any Man Flatters Me, I'll Flatter Him Again; Tho' He Were My Best Friend.