Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.

You Know What 'fear' Stands For? It Stands For 'false Evidence Appearing Real.' It's The Darkroom Where Satan Develops His Negatives.

Acting Is A Trick Word Invented In The Festival Of Dionysus, Before Christ, In Greece At A Fertility Festival. That's Where Theatre Came From: A Fertility Festival. No Women Were Allowed. All The Men Played All The Parts.

I'll Tell You This: You Have To Remember To Chase And Catch Your Dreams, Because If You Don't, Your Imagination Will Live In Empty Spaces, And That's Nowhere Land.

You Know The Most Dangerous Thing In The Water? A Shark Fart.

When You Are On The Set, You Have Different Departments - You Got Camera, Sound, Props, Hair, Makeup, Catering, Executives. Imagine Each One Of Those Are Spokes On The Wagon Wheel. All The Spokes Come Into A Hub: The Hub Is The Director. The Wood The Spokes Go Into Are Distribution And Promotion; The Steel Wheel Around The Hub Is The Film. None Of These Have Anything In Common With Each Other.