Be Brave Enough To Live Creatively.

I've Played A Murderer, So Certainly I Think I Can Play A Republican.

Republicans Are As Capable Of Coming Up With Great Ideas And Moving This Country Along As Anyone - They Just Don't Do It.

Insanity Is Just A State Of Mind.

It's Too Bad I'm Not As Wonderful A Person As People Say I Am, Because The World Could Use A Few People Like That.

Musicals Are Hard For Me Because I Got Thrown Out Of The Glee Club In High School, Because I Couldn't Sing In Tune At The Time. I Can Sing In Tune Now, But I Have To Work Really Hard On It To Make Sure That I Don't Exercise One Of My Great Talents, Which Is The Ability To Sing In Three Keys At The Same Time.