Be Afraid Of Nothing.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.

Care For Your Clothes, Like The Good Friends They Are