Life Deals From The Bottom, Sometimes, Doesn't

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

If I Can't Be Me, I Don't Want To Be Anybody. I Was Born That Way.

Dammit, Don't You Dare Ask God To Help Me!

Mr. Cukor Is A Hard Task-master, A Fine Director And He Took Me Over The Coals Giving Me The Roughest Time I Have Ever Had. And I Am Eternally Grateful.