Life Deals From The Bottom, Sometimes, Doesn't

Box-office Poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer Always Asserted That The Studio Had Built Stage 22, Stage 24 And The Irving Thalberg Building, Brick By Brick, From The Income On My Pictures.

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If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.