Life Deals From The Bottom, Sometimes, Doesn't

I Need Sex For A Clear Complexion, But I'd Rather Do It For Love.

If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?

Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life.

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.