Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One

Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks You.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

I Firmly Believe That There Is A God. I Firmly Believe That There Is A Heaven. And I Firmly Believe That If You Go There, It's Gonna Be Great.

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.