Ban Poetry. And Make Sure That Anyone

I Think The Great Trick Of Doing My Sort Of Thing Is To Learn To Use Your Downtime, And Of Course In The Media And Especially In Television, There's A Heck Of A Lot Of Time Of Waiting Around. And I Think The Trick Is To Use That.

Perhaps I Should Have Pointed Out More Often That Without Her (mother's) Guidance And Example I Might Have Gone Straight From Short Pants To Long Bay Gaol, Which In Those Days Was Still In Use And Heavily Populated By Larcenous Young Men Who Had Chosen Their Parents Less Wisely.

The Smartest Move I Ever Made In Showbusiness Was To Start Off Looking Like The Kind Of Wreck I Would End Up As. I Was Already Aged In The Wood.

Here Was My First Lesson On The Resolutely Maintained Untidiness And Ill-health Of The English Upper Orders. In Baggy Evening Dress And Old Before Their Time, They Displayed Gapped And Tangled Teeth In Loosely Open Mouths. Gently Shedding Dandruff, They Lurched Across The Lawn. When They Stood At The Bar They Looked Like Lee Trevino Putting.

I Saw The Film Pearl Harbour And It Made Me Wish That The Japanese Had Bombed Hollywood Instead!