Bad Women's Comedies Are Made By Men

God Does Things That Fly Completely In The Face Of What We've All Been Taught That He Is Supposed To Do And Every Time He Does This, We All Just Say, 'oh, Well, I Guess There Must Be Some Good Reason Why He Did That.

What I Don't Like Is When I See Stuff That I Know Has Had A Lot Of Improv Done Or Is Playing Around Where There's No Purpose To The Scene Other Than To Just Be Funny. What You Don't Want Is Funny Scene, Funny Scene, Funny Scene, And Now Here's The Epiphany Scene And Then The Movie's Over.

Scripts Are A House Of Cards And You Can't Just Reach In The Middle And Pull Out The Middle Card Because The House Of Cards Will Fall Down. But At A Certain Point You Almost Have To Allow That House Of Cards To Get Knocked Down A Few Times Because You Need To Make It Sturdier. How Many Times Do You Hear, "no, That Doesn't Make Sense," Or "why Would This Happen?" That Was A Mistake. You Shouldn't Have Those Moments, Because The Moment You're Knocked Out Of The Story, Then You're Dead. And All You Can Go Is Moment To Moment,or Joke To Joke. And That's Gonna Wear People Out.

My Wife And I Don't Have Kids And People Are Down On Us About It. But We're Just Not Wired That Way, So Don't Tell Me I Have To.

I'm Not Looking For People To Bow Down To Me Or Do Things In My Name Or Even Pass Around A Collection Plate For Me. I Say That I'd Like To Be God For A While Because He Really Can Get Away With Anything. I Mean, Anything.