Backward Is Just Not A Natural Direction

Anyway, Whacking A Surly Bartender Ain't Much Of A Crime.

Americans Don't Want Cowboys To Be Gay.

Listening To Women Ain't The Fashion In This Part Of The Country.

I'm Glad I've Been Wrong Enough To Keep In Practice. . . You Can't Avoid It, You've Got To Learn To Handle It. If You Only Come Face To Face With Your Own Mistakes Once Or Twice In Your Life It's Bound To Be Extra Painful. I Face Mine Every Day--that Way They Ain't Usually Much Worse Than A Dry Shave.

You Can Scare Off A Lot Of Cowboys Just By Looking Mean, I Guess.