Americans Don't Want Cowboys To Be Gay.

Certainly On The Vast Windy Plain, There Was Plenty Of Nothing To Be Looked At.

Americans' Lack Of Passion For History Is Well Known. History May Not Quite Be Bunk, As Henry Ford Suggested, But There's No Denying That, As A People, We Sustain A Passionate Concentration On The Present And The Future.

The Earth Is Mostly Just A Boneyard. But Pretty In The Sunlight.

The Reason Men Are So Awful Is Because Some Woman Has Spoiled Them.

You Expect Far Too Much Of A First Sentence. Think Of It As Analagous To A Good Country Breakfast: What We Want Is Something Simple, But Nourishing To The Imagination. Hold The Philosophy, Hold The Adjectives, Just Give Us A Plain Subject And Verb And Perhaps A Wholesome, Nonfattening Adverb Or Two.