Azhar Usman Is A True Original And

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

Filming In Cloak & Dagger I Was Trying To Get My Screen Actors Guild Card. Everybody Tries To Get Their Sag Card If They Want To Be An Actor. People Might Say That It Was Their Dream To Be An Actor, But For Me, I Was A Comedian. I Already Had A Job. But I Felt Like There Could Be Money There, And Comedians Don't Make Very Much Money, Or They Didn't In 1984.

My Mom Was A Garage Sale Person, Save Money. Come On In To The Garage Sale, You Might Find A Shirt. She'd Get In That Garage Sale And Point Stuff Out To You. There's A Good Fork For A Nickel. Yeah, That's Beautiful. It's A Little High. If It Were Three Cents I'd Snap It Up.

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.