Autumn Carries More Gold In Its Pocket

Death Is As Casual And Often As Unexpected As Birth. It Is As Difficult To Define Grief As Joy. Each Is Finite. Each Will Fade.

Gimme: An Agreement Between Two Losers Who Can't Putt.

I Can Look At My Books With Pleasure From A Distance. Four Feet Is Close Enough.

Golf Is Played By Twenty Million Mature American Men Whose Wives Think They Are Out Having Fun.

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.