Authority's For Sharing Only When The Sharer

If You Say What You Think Don't Expect To Hear Only What You Like.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

It's The Less Bright Students Who Make Teachers Teach Better.

Economists' Unanimity That Bad Business Is Ahead Is The Most Reassuring News Possible. It's Very Unlikely That This Will Be The One Time They're Right.

It's A Very Short Trip. While Alive, Live.