Attaining Even Mediocrity Is Often A Struggle.

Duty Is Whatever Opposes Inclination.

If You Insist On Asking Me Why I Feel The Way I Do, I Plan To Take The Fifth Amendment.

After Ages Of Bombast, The Rhetoric Of Virtue Has Become Ironic And Shy.

Most People See No Reason To Stop Arguing Just Because An Issue Has Been Decided.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.