At My Age, I Dont Even Buy

One Has The Right To Be Wrong In A Democracy

I' Tired Of Old People Being Labeled As Worthless,useless,toothless And Sexless

A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, 'at My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.'

A Man Blessed With A Good Mamma And A Good Wife Has No Right To Complain About Anything Else.

The Mistake A Lot Of Politicians Make Is In Forgetting They've Been Appointed And Thinking They've Been Anointed.