At Home I Drive An Old Land

And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're Just Lovely, And Ducks.

It's Not Just The Kid Who's Spent Every Penny From His Job To Upgrade His Car To Tell The World He Cares About Sports Cars, It's Also The Person Driving Around In A Fuel-conscious Hybrid Electric Car, Because It's More A Message To The World Than An Effective Means Of Saving Fuel, To Be Quite Honest.

Some Say He Isn’t Machine Washable, And All His Potted Plants Are Called ‘steve’. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

This Is Just The Happiest Car In The World! I Shall Call It Oliver! Not That We'd Ever Name A Car On Top Gear. I Wish I Hadn't Said That.

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!