At Home I Drive An Old Land

Unless I Have Been Sorely Misinformed, Supermodels Are Powerless To Resist A Man With Illuminated Doorsills.

I Do Not See How Hanging Litter Louts Up By Their Heels And Beating Them With Sticks Could Be Considered A Crime.

Forty Is Brilliant And I Love It. I'm Happier Now Than When I Was 20.

You Can Stick A Bmw Badge On A Dead Cat - And People Would Still Buy It.

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.