As We Get Older, Our Fears, In

Zombies Are The New Vampire.

He Could Feel The Pores Of His Body Open Like A Million Mouths And Slurp The Water In Like A Sponge.

Of All The Questions I'm Asked, The Most Difficult Is, "how Does It Feel To Be Famous?" Since I'm Not, That Question Always Catches Me With A Feeling Of Surrealism....i've Got Three Kids And I've Changed All Their Diapers, And When It's Two O'clock In The Morning And You're Changing Something That's Sort Of Special Delivery With One Eye Open And One Eye Shut You Don't Feel Famous.

It's A Writer's Job To Carve With Language, To Hew Close To The Bone.

Do You Happen To Have Another Condom? I Think I've Discovered The Cure For Headaches.