As My Mom Has Said, When One

I Don't Have Very Much Time To Surf The Net, Because It's As Though My Boss Has A Tracking Device On Me. The Instant I'm Looking At A Chloe Sweater On Shopbop, I'll Get A Call In My Office With A Pa Asking: "paul Wants To Know Where You Are And Why You're Not In The Writers Room, And If Maybe You're Online Shopping."

I’ve Worked In Television For 10 Years Straight. If I Were A Man, It Wouldn’t Be Considered Strange [to Have Confidence] At All.

I Think As Humans, No One Remembers Their Successes, Everyone Just Remembers Their Failures.

Comedy Writers Have The Most Fragile Egos.

There Has Ceased To Be A Difference Between My Awake Clothes And My Asleep Clothes