All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest

You Know, You're Really Nobody In L.a. Unless You Live In A House With A Really Big Door.

I Am A Wild And Crazy Guy!

I Happened To Take A Photo, And There Was My Wife, My Dog And My Banjo, All In The Same Shot - And I Thought, "oh, That's Like A Family Portrait Right There."

These Days It's Hard To Look At A Poodle Without Thinking What A Good Meal He Would Make.

I Believe That Sex Is One Of The Most Beautiful, Natural, Wholesome Things That Money Can Buy.