All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest

Relationships End, But They Don't End Your Life.

Comedians Don`t Get Oscars, So I Gave Up On That A Long Time Ago. And I Can`t Really Speak About The Oscar-worthiness Of My Own Performance.

A Father Carries Pictures Where His Money Used To Be.

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

I Have Found That-- Just As In Real Life--imagination Sometimes Has To Stand In For Experience.