As Miss America, My Goal Is To

If I Have One Advantage, It's That I Will Try To Work Harder Than The Next Guy.

Donald Trump Says That He Will Not Run For President. You Know Why? He Can't Find His Birth Certificate.

According To A New Book Coming Out By A Pulitzer Prize-winning Author, Apparently When He Was In High School, President Obama Smoked Large Amounts Of Marijuana. You Know What That Means? He Could Be Our First Green President.

I Was Going To Start Off Tonight With An Obama Joke But I Don't Want To Get Audited By The Irs.

Gas Stations Are Considering Hiring Security Guards. Why Are They Getting Security Guards? We're The Ones Getting Robbed.