I'm Very Awkward When I Have Time

My Parents Couldn't Give Me A Whole Lot Of Financial Support, But They Gave Me Good Genes. My Dad Is A Handsome Son-of-a-gun, And My Mom Is Beautiful. And I've Definitely Been The Lucky Recipient. So, Thank You, Mom And Dad.

How Does Somebody Know What They Want If They Haven't Even Seen It?

I Don't Buy These Rag Magazines That Feed Off Of Stolen, You Know, Press. They're Basically Stealing Someone's Image In Order To Make Money For Themselves... They Wait At The End Of My Street In Their Cars. Every Time I Exit My Home, I Have Company.

The Truth Is That I'm An Idiot. I Am. I Don't Do Things By The Rules Sometimes. I Say Things That I Probably Shouldn't Say. I Push Buttons. I Deserve To Be Made Fun Of. And I Feel Like, As Soon As You Can Make Fun Of Something, It Instantly Removes The Fear.

I'm A Guy's Guy. I Don't Comb My Hair Unless I Have To, And I Don't Use Lotions Or Fancy Shampoos.