I Do A Lot Of Laughing At

It's Weird To Have People So Interested In Your Personal Life. It's A Part Of The Business That Grosses Me Out. I'm Always Bummed Out For People Who Just Happen To Be Dating A Celebrity, And They're Also Famous, And They Can't Live Their Life.

I've Always Felt That If Something Is Polarizing, That's Usually The Stuff I Like The Most. If Something Is Taking A Chance And Is Willing To Be Weird, That's My Favorite Thing. I Know There's Somebody Out There Who Hates It.

If Had A Penny For Every Strange Look I've Gotten From Strangers On The Street I'd Have About 10 To 15 Dollars, Which Is A Lot When You're Dealing With Pennies.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart Jokes Are.