As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only

I Can't Take A Well-tanned Person Seriously.

The National Park Service Shot A Mule In The Face. He Survived But Had Trouble Swallowing And Often Food Came Out Of His Nose.

You Cannot Expect Everything Even From The Friendliest Cat. It Is Still A Cat.

I Will Omit But I Will Not Distort.

I've Always Had A Sneaking Fondness For Martin Van Buren. He Wrote His Autobiography, You Know, And Never Once Mentioned His Wife. Now That's What I Call A Mans Man.