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Every Damn President Since I Can Remember Has Been So In Love With Foreign Policy That They're Just Like A Schoolboy With A New Girl.

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Man Has An Infinite Capacity To Rationalize - Especially When It Comes To What He Wants To Eat.

For An Animal Person, An Animal-less Home Is No Home At All.

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