Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

For An Animal Person, An Animal-less Home Is No Home At All.

To Anyone Who Has Ever Been Owned By A Cat, It Will Come As No Surprise That There Are All Sorts Of Things About Your Cat You Will Never, As Long As You Live, Forget. Not The Least Of These Is Your First Sight Of Him Or Her.

I Can't Take A Well-tanned Person Seriously.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.