As Far As I Can Make Out,

This Life Is What You Make It. No Matter What, You're Going To Mess Up Sometimes, It's A Universal Truth. But The Good Part Is You Get To Decide How You're Going To Mess It Up. Girls Will Be Your Friends - They'll Act Like It Anyway. But Just Remember, Some Come, Some Go. The Ones That Stay With You Through Everything - They're Your True Best Friends. Don't Let Go Of Them.

Consider The Fellow. He Never Spends His Time Telling You About His Previous Night's Date. You Get The Idea He Has Eyes Only For You And Wouldn't Think Of Looking At Another Woman.

When It Gets Hot Like This, You Know What I Do? I Keep My Undies In The Ice Box.

A Smart Girl Is One Who Knows How To Play Tennis, Golf, Piano -- And Dumb.

If Fame Goes By, So Long, I've Had You, Fame. If It Goes By, I've Always Known It Was Fickle. So At Least It's Something I Experience, But That's Not Where I Live.