There's Only One Sort Of Natural Blonde

Before Marriage, A Girl Has To Make Love To A Man To Hold Him. After Marriage, She Has To Hold Him To Make Love To Him.

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'

She Was A Girl Who Knew How To Be Happy Even When She Was Sad. And That’s Important—you Know

After All, All We Demanded Was A Right To Twinkle.

They've Said I Want To Direct Pictures. I Couldn't Direct Traffic.