As An Entertainer, A Comedy Guy, Whatever,

It's Funny; I Actually Made Poorer Decisions When I Sobered Up Then When I Was Screwed Up.

When I Had My Child, I Planned On Being With The Woman I Had Him With For The Rest Of My Life. If That Doesn't Work Out, You Have To See Things From A Different Perspective.

There Are Many Ways Of Giving Thanks. Eating Turkeys Doesn't Have To Be One Of Them.

I'd Say That Animal Rights And Environmental Issues Have Always Been At The Forefront Of My Mind.

I've Been To The Top And I've Been To The Bottom More Times Than Most People Ride In An Elevator.