As An Actor, If You Want To

I Also Have Two Children Under Three Who Keep Me Up All Night And Don't Seem To Understand The Benefits Of Sitting In Silence, Which Has Presented An Interesting Challenge.

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

When I Try To Use Incantations At Work I Often Find They Have No Effect And My Coworkers Just Laugh At Me.

If You Can Dress As A Stormtrooper And Go To A Laundromat, Or Wear A Sexy Cheese Gown In Public, You Might Start To Find "normal" Social Interactions A Little Less Daunting.

I've Never Done Too Much Inquiry Into Angels.