As Al Franken Has Demonstrated, Liberals Give

We're All A Bunch Of Badminton Birdies Who Just Got Batted From The Republican Side Of The Court To The Democrat Side. We'll Eventually Get Batted Back Again, Of Course, Unless Libertarians Can Manage To Do Something About It. If Your Principal Concern, Like Mine, Is Freedom, There's Absolutely No Discernable Difference Between The Two 'majors,' And For All Practical Purposes, They're One Big Party - The Boot On Your Neck Party - Pretending To Be Two.

The Claim That The World Trade Center And The Pentagon Were Attacked Because Fundamentalists Hate Our Prosperity And Freedom Is A Ridiculous Lie.

The Freedom To Own And Carry The Weapon Of Your Choice Is A Natural, Fundamental, And Inalienable Human, Individual, Civil, And Constitutional Right - Subject Neither To The Democratic Process Nor To Arguments Grounded In Social Utility.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.

Only Someone As Puffed Up And Demented As John Maynard Keynes, Every Left Wing Fascist's Sainted Mentor In This Connection, Could Manage To Convince Himself That Taxing America's Productive Class Can Restore It To Prosperity. In Point Of Fact, It's Like Screwing For Chastity, Guzzling Alcohol For Sobriety, Or Gorging To Fight Gluttony. It's Like Killing Indiscriminately For Peace - Oops, Democrats, Republicans And Their Moral And Spiritual Ilk Have Devoutly Believed That Particular Bit Of Perverse Nonsense Since At Least The War Of 1812.