As A Live Stand-up Comedy Performer, I

There Is No Ritual That Enhances Creativity Other Than Just Starting.

I Am Not An Internet Superstar. I Am, Ironically Perhaps, The Most Old Media Superstar Of All Time. My Fame Is Due To Broadcast Television.

As A Freelance Writer, I'd Be Asked To Become An Expert For Various Magazines On Any Subject, Whether Food Or Wine Or History Or The Life Span Of Veterinarians. I Was Completely Unschooled In Any Of These Things.

Most People Presume My Mustache Is Not Real Because It's Much Darker Than My Regular Hair.

All I Can Ask From Society Is That It Please Stop Telling Me Why I Should Like Sports.