As A Kid, I Liked The 'halloween'

I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian. I Think He Is A Really Big Comedy Writer. He Writes Scripts. And I Just Follow Along.

I Met My Wife By Breaking Two Of My Rules: Never Date A Girl Seriously That You Meet At A Nightclub And Never Date A Fan.

Whereas I Used To Get Depressed Or Neurotic Or Dwell On Things, I See My Son's Bright Eyes And Smile In The Morning, And Suddenly, I Don't Feel Like I'm Depressed Anymore. There's Nothing To Be Depressed About When You've Got That.

I Like The Idea Of Building The Suspense And Taking It All The Way Up To The Very Last Second With The Suspense, And Right When You Think You Can't Take It Anymore, Then You Come In With The Joke And Kind Of Break The Tension. To Me, That's The Best Kind Of Film. I Like Thrillers, So Thrillers With Comedy, To Me, Is Always The Best.

I Knew How To Read A Contract By 10 Years Old, But I Didn't Know What It Meant For Somebody To Come In And Tell Me They Loved Me And Kiss Me Goodnight. That's A Problem.