As A Kid, I Grew To Define

Lots Of Women Love To Accuse Men Of Being Immature When The Fellow In Question Displays A Reluctance To "commit"...

My Favourite Spectator Sport Is Watching People Who Should Know Better Searching For Something, And Often Claiming To Find It, Where It Never Could Be. Women Claiming To Find Feminism In Islam Is A Good One.

It's Received Wisdom That The English Are Uniquely Child-unfriendly.

My Second Husband Believed I Had Such A Fickle Attitude To Friendship That Each Friday He Would Update The List Of My 'top Ten' Friends In The Manner Of A Top Of The Pops Chart Countdown.

Graham Greene Famously Said That All Writers Need A Chip Of Ice In Their Heart; Cusk Can Come Across As The Most Beautiful Ice Palace Of Stalactites And Stalagmites, And Some People Find Her Company, Albeit By Proxy, About As Inviting As A Long Weekend In A Walk-in Frigidaire.