As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

I'm Probably More Of A Stand-up Comedian Than An Actor.

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

It Seems Like All The Sitcoms On Now, The Families Are Kind Of Dysfunctional.