As A Child I Was An Inveterate

The Only Thing Worse Than Having A Party That No One Attends Is Having A Party Attended Only By Two Vastly, Deeply Uninteresting People.

So I Wasn't Lying, Exactly. I Was Just Choosing Among Truths.

Also, I Feel That Crying Is Almost--like, Aside From Deaths Of Relatives Or Whatever-- Totally Avoidable If You Follow Two Very Simple Rules: 1.don't Care Too Much. 2. Shut Up. Everything Unfortunate That Has Ever Happened To Me Has Stemmed From Failure To Follow One Of The Rules.

I'm Really Not Up For Answering Any Questions That Start With How, When, Where, Why Or What.

At Least I Carpe'd That One Diem.