Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't Artists.

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't Artists.

I'm Not Trying To Achieve Perfection. I Don't Like This Forced Control People Have Over Work.

When I Was Better Known Than Her, She Put My Name In That Tent. I Was Asked To Do Celebrity Big Brother, But Why Should I? We Live In An Age Where Fame Is Not Related To What You Do.

We Are Not Actually In Charge Of Life, Yet We Behave As If We Are The Masters Of Our Own Destiny. The Realization Of This Fact Is Quite A Hard One. The Ridiculousness Of Our Pomposity And Presumption Can Only Result In Anger Or Humor.