Where Do I Find The Time For

Through My Satire I Make Little People So Big That Afterwards They Are Worthy Objects Of My Satire And No One Can Reproach Me Any Longer.

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

In A Well-run Mental Household There Ought To Be A Thorough Cleaning At The Threshold Of Consciousness A Few Times A Year.

Science Is Spectral Analysis. Art Is Light Synthesis.

Democracy Divides People Into Workers And Loafers. It Makes No Provision For Those Who Have No Time To Work.