Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open?

Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.

We Want The Same Effect As If Someone's House Burned Here. We Want To Give Them A Normal Life As Soon As Possible.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.