Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open?

The Advice I Would Give To Someone Is To Not Take Anyone’s Advice.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

We Want The Same Effect As If Someone's House Burned Here. We Want To Give Them A Normal Life As Soon As Possible.

This Is How You Answer A Door In My Neighborhood. Who Is It?