Are Memories Pictures Or The Secret Doorway?

I Listen Like Mad To Any Conversation Taking Place Next To Me Just Trying To Hear Why This Is Funny. Women's Restrooms Are Especially Great. I Wash My Hands Twice Waiting For People To Come In And Start Talking.

If It Is Your Time, Love Will Track You Down Like A Cruise Missile.

We Don't Create A Fantasy World To Escape Reality. We Create It To Be Able To Stay.

My Goal On My Bucket List Is To Write A Romantic Comedy Movie.

You'll Never Call Him Fifi Again.