Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom.

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

What Is Worth Doing Is Worth The Trouble Of Asking Somebody To Do It.

Friendless. Having No Favors To Bestow. Destitute Of Fortune. Addicted To Utterance Of Truth And Common Sense.

Ritualism, N. A Dutch Garden Of God Where He May Walk In Rectilinear Freedom, Keeping Off The Grass.

In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Intelligence Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.