Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom.

I Think That I Think, Therefore I Think That I Am.

Proboscis, N. The Rudimentary Organ Of An Elephant Which Serves Him In Place Of The Knife-and-fork That Evolution Has As Yet Denied Him. For Purposes Of Humor It Is Popularly Called A Trunk.

A Leech Who, Having Penetrated The Shell Of A Turtle Only To Find That The Creature Has Long Been Dead, Deems It Expedient To Form A New Attachment To A Fresh Turtle.

Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

Mammon, N. The God Of The World's Leading Religion. The Chief Temple Is In The Holy City Of New York.