Anywhere I Hang My Heart Is Home...

There Are No Mistakes And It's Never Boring On The Edge Of Imagination, Which Is Only Pure Spirit Having A Bit Of Fun.

A Clown I Knew Who Was Retiring From Ringling Brothers Gave Me His Giant Shoes, And Somebody Else Made Me A Clown Suit.

Death Was Patrick Henry's Second Choice.

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

You Aren't What You Eat - You Are What You Don't Poop.