Anywhere I Hang My Heart Is Home...

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

There's Always A Little Bit Of Heaven, Even In A Disaster Area.

We're All Bozos On The Bus, So Might As Well Sit Back And Enjoy The Ride.

Laughter Is The Valve On The Pressure Cooker Of Life. Either You Laugh And Suffer, Or You Got Your Beans Or Brains On The Ceiling.

We Are All The Same Person Trying To Shake Hands With Our Self.