A Clown I Knew Who Was Retiring

The Whole Earth Is In Jail And We're Plotting This Incredible Jailbreak.

We Can Make A Difference And Have Fun Doing It

You Aren't What You Eat - You Are What You Don't Poop.

Put Your Good Where It Does The Most.

I Became A Clown When These Docs Came To The House In Berkeley And Asked Me To Come Cheer Up Kids. I'd Just Had My Third Spinal Fusion And I Was Looking For Something To Take My Mind Off The Pain I Was In.