Anything Sweet, Really Sweet, That I Have

When People Are Like, 'life Is Good,' I Go, 'no, Life Is A Series Of Disastrous Moments, Painful Moments, Unexpected Moments, And Things That Will Break Your Heart. And In Between Those Moments, That's When You Savor, Savor, Savor.'

You Can't Really Dance Properly To James Brown. If You Dance To James Brown, You Look Like An Idiot. There's A Lot Of Jerking.

When I Was A Struggling Actress In New York In My 20s I Worked In A Burger Joint Called Diane's Uptown. I Actually Loved Waiting Tables. I Still Keep Who I Was In My Mind And Never Take Anything For Granted.

Sure, I've Done Movies In Which I Was Embarrassed By My Performance, Or Might Not Have Cared For A Co-star. Then I'd Have To Tell Lies, Like, 'oh, We Love Each Other; Everything Was Perfect!'

Makeup Is Scary. When I Do It Myself, It's Just Mascara, And Sometimes I Forget Even To Do That.