Anything Nice That's Said About Me Is

My Wife Is Way Funnier Than I Am. As Much As I Don't Really Feel I Share A Sense Of Humour With My Family, I Definitely Share One With Her - We Find The Same Things Funny.

I'll Do Whatever I Can Do To Remain Employed. I'm Just Not Precious About Doing Comedy Or Doing Drama. I Never Want To Do Something In Order To Prove To Other People What I Can Do.

I'm A Fun Dad, But I Don't Know If I'm The Fun, Crazy Dad.

Talking To My Wife, We Stare At Each Other, Saying, 'how Is This Happening? Why Is This Happening? Why Now?' It's Nothing I Ever Aspired To.

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.