Anything Nice That's Said About Me Is

Like Most People, I Have Painful Memories Of Trying To Fit In As A Child. I Wore, Said, And Did Pretty Much What Everyone Else Did.

Do Not To Be As Shy Around Girls, Because They're Probably Just As Shy And Just As Scared As You Are.

If We Were Meant To Read For Enjoyment, Would God Have Created Television? Read As It Was Intended - For Exercise. The More You Read, The More You Expand Your - What's The Word I'm Looking For? - Your Stockpile Of Words. You Must Have A Stockpile Of Words That You Can Pass Along To Your Children For Their Stockpile.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.