Anyone Who Undertakes The Literary Grind Had

I Heard On Public Radio Recently, There's A Thing Called Weed Dating. Singles Get Together In A Garden And Weed And Then They Take Turns, They Keep Matching Up With Other People. Two People Will Weed Down One Row And Switch Over With Two Other People. It's In Vermont. I Don't Think I'd Be Very Good At Weed Dating.

Obama's The Most Thoughtful-sounding President I Can Remember. He Seems To Be Saying What He Wants To Say, And That Is A Great Relief. He Always Sounds Like He's Thinking About What He's Saying While He's Saying It, And That's A Rare Thing In Politicians.

The North Isn't A Place. It's Just A Direction Out Of The South.

The Local Groceries Are All Out Of Broccoli, Loccoli.

Certainly People Have Said A Lot Of Deeply Unfortunate And Stupid Things In Southern Accents, But That Doesn't Mean There's Anything Wrong With The Accent Itself.