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In The Republican Party, Crazy Is A Constituency.

When Consumers Know Things, They Tend To Make Informed Choices, And That Could Affect Corporate Profits. I'm Sorry, But Your Right To Know Is Always Going To Be Outweighed By Their Right To Hide It From You.

Only A Bush Could Answer A 'yes' Or 'no' Question Two Different Ways And Be Wrong Both Times.

People Sometimes Say How Standup Is So Hard, And I Always Tell Them That It's Hard At The Beginning.

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