Anyone Who Is Elected Mayor Of A

I Love Trains. It's The Only Way To Travel Anymore Where It Doesn't Involve A Tsa Agent Slowly Tracing The Curve Of My Inner Thigh.

The Only Way For Mankind To Survive Is For Religion To Die.

If You Belonged To A Political Party Or A Social Club That Was Tied To As Much Bigotry, Misogyny, Homophobia, Violence, And Sheer Ignorance As Religion Is, You'd Resign In Protest. To Do Otherwise Is To Be An Enabler, A Mafia Wife.

This Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Beaches Since The Speedo.

You Would Think There Is A Higher Bar Than Having A Facebook Page To Run For President.